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Their food is excellent!  Unfortunately there is no menu of decent resolution anywhere!

I’ll change that. Here is the menu to La Mission in Berkeley.

mole chicken or pork in a mole poblano or mole guajillo sauce, pickeled onions and jalapenos
fajita style — grilled bell peppers and onions added .35

We have a few new flavors:

Caramel + Apple

Green Tea + Cheesecake

Lychee + Vanilla

(I would stick to Caramel + Apple)

Also there is a TIPS PARTY TODAY,  TIP YOUR STAFF BECAUSE IT’S A PARTY!

Even mere mortals can defeat Joey Chestnut in this feat of non-gluttony.  Here’s how you do it.

1. Buy $5 of frozen yogurt at Frozen Creations.  (No discounts allowed on this one, because that means you’re just going to end up eating more yogurt, maybe an unreasonable amount of yogurt.)

2. Have a buddy record you eating this yogurt at a leisurely pace.  Don’t wolf it down like some kind of… wolf.  Enjoy it like a civilized human being.

3. Post this video on youtube (it’s got to be public, sorry, or people will ask where the proof is!)  mail the link to 

First person to meet the requirements wins this creations T-shirt!

Sorry, we only have size L.  

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UPDATE: It looks like none of you can keep from cramming yogurt into your gob like a Kobayashi-esque demon!  No shirt for you!

Comedy mustaches also acceptable.  No extra discounts for skinny pants.  Ends Nov 15.

Get half off when you buy nine pounds of yogurt.  How much yogurt is that?  About a newborn baby’s worth.  That’s right, buy a baby’s worth of yogurt, get half off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mommy_and_I_are_one

On the other hand, if you already have a baby, maybe you don’t want a baby’s worth of yogurt, right?  Okay Moms and Pops, you get half off, too.  Just come in with a child (preferably yours) that you can pick up and carry without throwing your back out.

Featuring this guy!

MUSEUM OF MODERN YOGURT!

SAVORY + SWEET.

YOGURT + POTATO CHIPS.

Well, you’ll probably want chips with a cold Mexican Coke.

BUT CHIPS + YOGURT NEED LOVE, TOO.

Weigh them up like regular yogurt!  No spoons needed!  Save the environment at the cost of your waistline.  C’mon, you owe the environment.

There’s a cool Berkeley startup called munchonme.com that promotes local business deals, kind of like groupon, but less expensive, and totally free for businesses that give away something… LIKE US WHO SEEM TO BE GIVING AWAY EVERYTHING!

How they make money, I don’t know.  I don’t even know how we make money!  We’re probably not going to make money on this, then:

http://munchonme.com/dish/334

Yup, go on munchonme and claim your free yogurt (up to $2 value).

How it works is, after 5PM, you take your munchonme voucher code and go up to our friendly staff, who will check that you are not some random freeloader, but instead a fully respectable and upstanding freeloader.  You can then have your choice of the tiny tightwad cup (which holds about $2 worth of yogurt if you go up to the middle line) or just get the bona fide yogurt cup.  Either way we’ll take off $2 from your purchase.  (No, Smartypants, we won’t give you a dollar cash if you only get $1 worth of yogurt.  GEEZ!)